When I say trigger happy I mean – “do I publish this or don’t I?” I constantly have the battle with my mind on whether or not to talk about topics on my blog. **internal scream**. Sometimes I can be literally on a roll with writing and then other days it’s like, “Hello, do you even know how to speak?” Because when I can write I seriously love it and the words just flow. It’s a beautiful thing.
I will tell you that I am almost 85% positive (not medically proven) that I have dyslexia. Raise your hand if you have read something of mine where the letters are all flip flopped. (everyone raised their hands) It happens almost daily. For instance, I remember the other day I posted about these gorgeous wedding flowers. I posted, “Amazing table scrape …” Whoops! Later I read it and busted out laughing. My mind is just working a 1000x a minute. I know what I want to type or write but I literally see it normal. It’s actually sort of mind freakishly weird. Especially when I make a spelling error that is simple, easy and a no brainer for a large corporate company (not saying I did that. nope that me. ;–). How do you explain that one? Lol.
So I apologize to all ya’ll that have received and read my amazing grammar :–) I definitely mean well. To make light of the situation let me share with you some of my fav jokes. (I am already laughing before I even type them out hahaha).
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
Ten out of two people have numerical dyslexia.
If life gives you melons then you’re probably dyslexic.
And that’s a wrap folks. I’m out!